“ I'm at peace with myself and where I am. In the past, I was always looking to see how everybody else was doing. I wasn't competitive, I was comparative. I just wanted to be where everybody else was. Now I've gotten to an age when I am not comparing anymore. ”

“ You know, my mother's beautiful, my dad was a really handsome man, and there was a lot of talk about looks when I was growing up. ”

“ At one point my dad called me and said, 'You have always been a great salesman. I think it's time you come home and sell swimming pools.' ”

“ A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways. ”

“ If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder. ”

“ I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you make a choice whether or not the friendship is worth it. And it usually is. Then you can laugh about the fact that you used to have a crush on him or he had one on you. ”

“ I just am a snob when it comes to humor. ”

“ I think every relationship has a point where you stop and reevaluate. Are you happy? Have you grown together or apart? What do you share interests in? I think that's a normal thing to do, but it's so much harder when it's done publicly. ”

“ I don't have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you're really lonely you can call a superficial friend, but otherwise, what's the point? ”