“ There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. ”

“ A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. ”

“ Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. ”

“ Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. ”

“ To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ”

“ Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. ”

“ Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. ”

“ Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. ”

“ After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. ”

“ The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. ”