Цитаты на тему: Dating

“ I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend. ”

“ Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. ”

“ I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. ”

“ There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. ”

“ Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. ”

“ Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. ”

“ When you really don't like a guy, they're all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they're no longer interested. ”

“ A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. ”

“ You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. ”

“ Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. ”

“ Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. ”

“ It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important. ”

“ Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye That's all we shall know for truth Before we grow old and die. ”

“ My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. ”

“ We all prospect, and don't even know we're doing it. When you start the dating process, you are actually prospecting for the person you want to marry. When you're interviewing employees, you are prospecting for someone who will best fit your needs. ”

“ Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he's no Prince Charming! ”

“ Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!' ”

“ I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? ”

“ I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her. ”

“ I'm really critical of my posture, it makes a big difference. And I try to suck my belly in. Everyone should do that whether you're on a red carpet or not. Even if you're just going out to dinner with your boyfriend you should try and suck it in. ”