“ As might be supposed, my parents were quite poor, but we somehow never seemed to lack anything we needed, and I never saw a trace of discontent or a failure in cheerfulness over their lot in life, as indeed over anything. ”

“ Learning has always been made much of, but forgetting has always been deprecated therefore pedantry has pretty well established itself throughout the modern world at the expense of culture. ”

“ Diligent as one must be in learning, one must be as diligent in forgetting otherwise the process is one of pedantry, not culture. ”

“ Life has obliged him to remember so much useful knowledge that he has lost not only his history, but his whole original cargo of useless knowledge history, languages, literatures, the higher mathematics, or what you will - are all gone. ”

“ Useless knowledge can be made directly contributory to a force of sound and disinterested public opinion. ”

“ Considered now as a possession, one may define culture as the residuum of a large body of useless knowledge that has been well and truly forgotten. ”

“ Perhaps the prevalence of pedantry may be largely accounted for by the common error of thinking that, because useful knowledge should be remembered, any kind of knowledge that is at all worth learning should be remembered too. ”

“ The university's business is the conservation of useless knowledge and what the university itself apparently fails to see is that this enterprise is not only noble but indispensable as well, that society can not exist unless it goes on. ”