“ If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. ”
“ If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. It's easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well. ”
“ The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place. ”
“ When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? ”
“ Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy. ”
“ As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked. ”
“ The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature. ”
“ Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements. ”
“ When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see your perplexing problems in a new way - you suddenly have a new perspective on them. ”
“ The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. ”
“ I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing. ”
“ I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me. ”
“ I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. ”
“ Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it. ”
“ I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. ”
“ Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images give me possibilities that I don't have with words. ”
“ I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love. ”
“ I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. ”
“ I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy. ”
“ I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy. ”