“ A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. ”

“ Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ”

“ The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. ”

“ Lead, follow, or get out of the way. ”

“ Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. ”

“ If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? ”

“ Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. ”

“ Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. ”

“ Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. ”

“ Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ”