“ San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable beauty. ”

“ It's clever, but is it Art? ”

“ And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty heart, till the Devil whispered behind the leaves 'It's pretty, but is it Art?' ”

“ Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbours. ”

“ Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. ”

“ If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. ”

“ When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier. ”

“ I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. ”

“ I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. ”

“ God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. ”