“ I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

- Les Dawson


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Раньше я продавал мебель для жизни. Беда была, это было мое. (Перевод от google)

Я использовал, чтобы продать мебель. Беда была, это был мой собственный. (Перевод от яндекс)

Внимание! Так как перевод механический, он может содержать ошибки. Только для ознакомления, как помощь в общем понимании фразы.

“ My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. ”

“ My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do I will be buried at sea.' ”

“ When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light. ”

“ How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing. ”

“ I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' ”