“ Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ”

“ You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ”

“ People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. ”

“ If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it. ”

“ I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. ”

“ I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. ”

“ I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. ”

“ A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. ”

“ A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ”

“ If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ”