“ Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age. ”

“ People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.' ”

“ Pugnacity is a form of courage, but a very bad form. ”

“ Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. ”

“ Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country emotionally I know she is better than every other country. ”

“ When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read. ”

“ There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. ”

“ What is love? It is the morning and the evening star. ”