“ It'd be great to be in a position where you can make choices regardless of money. My tastes are always gonna lead me to go for the amazing project where I'm being paid in Turkish cantaloupes. ”

“ By the time I was ready for college, I didn't know what I wanted to do. I think I secretly wanted a show business career, but I was suppressing it. ”

“ I left home to go to college, and then I moved back home. I moved back for three years from 21 to 24. ”

“ Oftentimes, even as a little kid, I would get up before anyone else. My brother would still be sleeping, my mom would still be sleeping, so I would literally play 'Monopoly' by myself. I would play board games I would do things by myself. ”

“ I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time. ”

“ There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier. ”

“ James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. ”

“ The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. ”

“ When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons - it was so unique. It was a live-action show and kids were in it, these creatures, these Sleestaks and dinosaurs. Every week was a different adventure. I couldn't wait. I loved it so much. ”

“ I think with the success of, like, every summer there has been a couple R-rated comedies that have done so well I think it is so nice to see that people are turning out to see these movies, and it doesn't seem to be as big a stigma with the studios anymore. ”