“ Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. ”

“ Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. ”

“ If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us. ”

“ If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. ”

“ It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. ”

“ The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. ”

“ Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. ”

“ No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. ”

“ Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ”

“ If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. ”